Tanner came off the bus from school today with an extra heavy backpack. Inside were two full bags of wet clothing including shirts, pants, underwear and even socks. There was also a note from his teacher explaining that Tanner had quite an accident today.
Apparently Tanner entered the abdominal indescretionary portion of the H1N1 flu and the resulting river caused in the the classroom lead to Tanner's receiving a shower in the nurse's room. Poor Tanner would have had no idea to give anyone a head's up that something evil was that was going, and the onslaught was so quick the teachers were taken completely off guard.
As consolation to the teacher and para-educators, I have promised to keep him home tomorrow lest there be any repeat performances. Thank goodness for our wonderful educators, at times their's truly is a $hitty job!
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